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A commonly drunk cocktail persisting of 1 shot of amertto 1 shot of jäger 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum 1 shot of port poured over the back of a shot glass filled with energy drink
Oi Luke make us a fuck me up fam
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What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic
Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!
used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl
Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."
Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."
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Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!
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Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
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Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"
Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
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