Fur Bucket

A parody of fuss bucket meant to be used for pets (mainly cats) that are particularly fluffy and may shed a lot.

My cat Rory is a fur bucket; He never stops shedding!

fur pot

An insane mixture of peyote and super good kush which would surely make anyone insane enough to become a cannibal.

<DTJ> Fur Pot
<Q>"What is it used for?"
<DTJ>"What- It's used for a.. several different things- um what it is- you know what Peyote is?"
<Q>"A coyote?"
<DTJ>"Yeah, peyote, like the natives. The natives smoked the peyote."
<DTJ>"What this is- is you take peyote and you take- you teek og-kush marijuana"
<DTJ>"And you- you grind them together and you squish them until the juices come out"
<DTJ>"And then we all smoke it and it makes us go insane and we start eating each other"

fur fish

A hairy vagina

Did you taste that fur fish

Fur Turd

A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.

Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.

fur therapy

When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.

“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”

*opens door*

Cat: *meow*

Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?

Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)

“Alright, there you go”

Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)

“At least I got fur therapy”

himalayan fur goblin

subspecies of german shepperd.

what happened to your arm? my himalayan fur goblin played a bit rough

Fur burger

A meme that is a burger we’re burb lives and a shronky that is a stripper who has sex with thots

Damnnnnnnmnnn fur burger