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Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010


Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.

Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter

by Evan Anthony Runfola March 18, 2022


run it through the garden

slang/term used when requesting to include a full host of condiments/pickles/onions/tomatoes /lettuce in your sandwich order.

When asked how he wanted his roast beef sandwich ,Carl responded..."run it through the garden".

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

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Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.

Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.

by Princess Addeline March 4, 2016


garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

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Garden Gnome Dickhead

The role you name someone on Discord when they have been warned on GC Over 50 Times, If this user has been warned over 50 Times you shall name him "Super Mega Garden Gnome Dickhead" if they say "Average Garden Gnome Dickhead" It means you have been warned over 100 times and there used to you

Hey That Guy is such a Dickhead lets give him the Role on Discord "Garden Gnome Dickhead"

by Definitions4People February 4, 2018

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up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

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