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Basically it lives up to the name "ghetto gates". Many chicks think they have it all and there are many incidents over there. All covered up by the fat ass principal with her dumb ass smile. The teachers think they are basically equal to Elon fucking musk and treat the kids like shit. They spend all the tax money on stupid shit like a football field and an auditorium WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD BOTH. They have poor planning in school and stupid rules. For example: "if you are caught going to your locker before you get breakfast, you will get detention." A lot of white girls who think they are black as fuck and a lot of little thots and whores that have lost their v-card by 7th grade. Behold the one place on earth where the food has mold in it. Countless of times we've found mold and hair in our food. Racist teachers, and homophobic teachers as well. Send your kids to gates chili middle school :)
Kid a: "yeah I go to gates chili middle school."
Kid b: oh ISNT that where that girl got pregnant in 7th grade!"
Kid a: "yup."
A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!
Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.
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Same as an Eiffel Tower, except somehow there is piss involved from one or all of the participants.
While Dick and Johnson were banging Gina, they high-fived each other and Gina took a piss, thus creating The Golden Gate Bridge.
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Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.
Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.
This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.
She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".
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What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.
Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
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When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper
I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese
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