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The Creator of all living things.
God created the world in 7 days
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The creator of man and the universe. The maker of time. The master puppeter, the comedian whos just waiting for his audience to laugh. The only reason I'm here or your here reading this.
In the begginging, God created the heavens and the earth. Genisis 1:1
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Omniscient...all-knowing
Omnipresent...everywhere
Omnipotent...all-powerful
Love Him, hate Him, don't believe in Him, whatever. When you pray to Him, your prayers are sometimes answered and sometimes not. His answers are "Yes", "No" or "Not now".
For all you people who think God isn't real just coz you can't hear Him talk: God talks to us in perfect silence. i know it sounds wierd, but that's what i learned from Doctrine classes.
"I pray to God everytime I get wasted in a party...sometimes I get in trouble and sometimes I don't, but I'm gonna have to accept the fact that I have caused Him great pain for getting wasted in the first place."
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the belief that there is something greater than any power in the world, and thet something is god.
god almighty...
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the most popular imaginary person ever! evern moreso than bob. all the fascists like god. i like bob more....because god is a political whore.
i fucked god up the ass last night
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