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Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022

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Goose Muzzle

When an unsightly gunt is combined with a camel toe or moose knuckle. The combination results in a goose muzzle

Jennifers boyfriend Paul totally has a goose muzzle going on, check it!

by Albert he goes west October 30, 2011

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gray goose

the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties

Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.

by Dr_McLovin November 9, 2015

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goose pimples

The bumbs on your skin that you get when you're scared.

"Yo, watchin' Saw gave me goose pimples."

by Kid-KD September 28, 2015

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Eastern Goose

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.

"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.

by Buttsy! May 19, 2008

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smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly February 18, 2018

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Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009

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