When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"
An older woman with a very attractive body
Check out granny good guts in the Starbucks line
Going to the toilet when you're really desperate
Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home
“my nurse is such a glucose granny”
/'ɡranē skərt/
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"