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When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.
Matt: Bro, what is on your face
Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.
Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Absolutely stinking squelchy wet fart
I was sitting with my Girlfriend when she let out a Greasy Fabreze (fart) and emptied the room with the putrid smell!
Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face
A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"
When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.
The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.
A very sweaty woman's backside.
Hectors wife had greasy buns after leaving the gym.