Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

Help! Guitar solo!

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.

Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg

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Guitar Playing Fool

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.

Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.

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Acoustic Guitar Bod

A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.

“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”

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7-string guitar

the future for all forms of music

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Guitar Hero 4

Neversoft's answer/copy of Harmonix's Rock Band.

Bob: Hey you know Guitar Hero 4? It's going to have drums and singing!
Bill: Oh, you mean just like Rock Band?

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Teardrops on my guitar

One of Taylor Swifts best songs

Hey do you know what Teardrops on my guitar is?
Ya its the best song ever

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