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A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
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Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut
Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate
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When a obese man or woman stands over someone who is on all fours and drops their flabby stomach onto them.
"Man, she gut dropped me so hard last night I dropped to the floor."
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When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!
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Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.
While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
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When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.
Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
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Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina
I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"
Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
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