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Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.
Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.
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Used to describe someone who resembles Victoria Sweeney.
Wow, her hairy-nipples remind me of Victoria.
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for origin see Gorilla Mask
Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.
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when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.
girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
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A hairy sailor is when a man and a woman are having sex and the woman shaves the hair off the mans balls and then glues the hair to his penis. She then takes the "hairy sailor" up the ass.
"I gave Cindy a vicious hairy sailor last night."
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Having hairy toes on females means that she is SEXY AF!
Boy 1 She has the hairiest toes ever!!
Boy 2 I know right!
Boy 1 wait, how do you know?!
Boy 2 I f**ked her you idiot!!
'Hairy toes is awesome!' Exclaimed Lily with a grin
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A Harry Dorsey is when a man and a woman are having sex, the man then proceeds to cum all over the woman's face and quickly rib out his pubes and throw them at her face causing them to stick. It is also acceptable if he first shaves his pubes and keeps them nearby to affix to her face upon ejaculation.
What happened to that girl's face?
She got a Hairy Dorsey.
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