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Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

by Whoreganic August 1, 2017


hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi ๐Ÿ˜

by Spider lashes for life June 13, 2022

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hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart

Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.

by shit on a shingle September 17, 2012


hamster lullabye

Blowing through a dog toy squeaker

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.

by Koudaku December 7, 2020


Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friendโ€™s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024


Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024


hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021