Are you having a bubble?

As in "Are you having a bubble bath?"
From "Are you having a laugh?" in Cockney.

"I go out with your little sister!"

"Are you having a bubble???"

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the hills have eyes

the scariest shit you'll ever see.

Robert Denerstein, Rocky Mountain News
March 10, 2006:
This vivid but brutal remake of Wes Craven's 1977 cult favorite The Hills Have Eyes made me a little sick with its gore and extreme violence. I can't say the movie isn't effective at what it sets out to do, I just didn't want it done to me.

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no one will have carrot

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

i have to poop

I have to poop

Yo, i have to poop

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i have diarrhea

a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea

Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."

Have a spicy tooth

Idiom

If you have a spicy tooth, you like eating spicy foods.

This restaurant is great for those who have a spicy tooth.

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it