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Damn justin is cracked at fn my guy.
"Dude justin is cracked at gaynite." or "He is cracked at fn."
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when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.
Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?
Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson
Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!
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When you introduce someone to Jackson C. Frank you must introduce them to this phenomenal fact! He got shot!
Person 1: Yo, listen to this boppin' blues.
Person 2: Who is that?
Person 1: Jackson Frank. He got shot!
Person 2: No fuckin' way, really? What a loser.
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He's my sister
You see that person? *points to a mickey mouse cheese stick* He's my sister.
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A crude and/derogatory name for the genitals of a trans man who still has his vulva/and vagina
"Hey, dude, I heard you went on a date with a trans guy. You get any?"
"Yeah, man, I tore that he/him pussy up!"
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A reference to a funny animation from fat-pie.com. Spoken when someone that looks like a creepy stalker/molester is spotted. Characterized by long face, balding and blond, long mysterious coat, glasses, and at least 45 years of age. Hands in pockets are a plus if tallying for points, as are balloons and candy giveaways. Also used as a code phrase if said "Morgan" is within earshot and you can't say "That guy is creepy".
Holy crap, man, that's one of the best "He is called Morgan"s I've seen this month, over there, by the park bench.
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He/him lesbians refer to lesbians who use he/him pronouns despite the two categories being conflicting of one another.
Many people use examples of historical he/him lesbians to validate their identity, however they adapt and change the historic context to their convenience. For example; many claim he/him lesbians used male pronouns because they felt detached from their womanhood. However, the historical use of male pronouns amongst lesbians was STRICTLY for safety, so they could pass as a male to avoid lesbophobia during a highly
homophobic time.
person a) “he/him lesbians are harmful as they invalidate both lesbians and trans men.”
person b) “period!”
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