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EVERYONE KEEPS CALLING ME A GREEN HIPPIE BECAUSE ALL I LISTEN TO IS 420MOBB
A delicious baked good ranging anywhere from a muffin to a cheesecake that has marijuana and various substances inside. These treats are special because they are made from the goodness of peace spreading hippies.
Mike: Damn i need me some xanxies!!!!
Hippie: Xanxies are pure chemicals. Your body will be toxic and you'll die by the age of 52. Have a hippie treat instead, natural nourishment.
Mike: (After treat) I've been living a lie, it is all clear now, viva la ganj!
An untamed, thicket of hair surrounding a woman's privates, most likely concealed by tie-dye underwear.
"dude, I got with that stoner chic, Indigo this friday. She had mad Hippy-Hole. I was picking hair out of my Fore-skin for a week."
A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.
A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
Shitty hippy: usually tree dwelling hippy types with dreadlocks, which remain unwashed for a lengthy period of time. Also known as 'shittus hippus'.
Get off my land/out of that tree 'You shitty hippy'!
The semi-organized movement, political lobby, and propaganda machine that deliberately overstates the health benefits of illegal substances that just happen to also be of great recreational value.
I think it's great that research into the positive effects of THC on cataracts is going ahead, but I saw a pamphlet the other day that said smoking organic gluten-free marijuana will clear up ingrown toenails, stop your hair from turning gray, increase your IQ by 20% and make your farts smell like avocado. Sounds like another misinformation campaign by Big Hippy to me.
A Hairy, stanky, or downright repulsive muff so nasty, it'll make granny coochie look like Grade "A" meat.
Aye bruh, went home wit Tina from da club, and had to book it. She got that hippie taco. #nothanks