Cuck holding

When two or more chickens are holding hands with each other.
Another use for the phrase is when one partner of a relationship has sex with another person (stranger or friend)
whilst the other person in the relationship watches.

first example:
cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck
(proceeds to hold hand)
second example:
guy1: my wife and I have started cuck holding
guy2: wow thats really cool, can I get in on the action as well?
guy1: as long as you have a superman outfit and you are happy with fucking my wife, then go right ahead buddy, I'll see you in the wardrobe... that's where I like watch from sexy.

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Hold my dick

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'

Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."

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hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

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holding up 4s

means your the best bitch to ever walk planet earth

daphne is holding up 4s

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hold my beef

A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.

Jessy: You're whack man, just quit the game.

Jack: Nah man, hold my beef.

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Hold my clipboard

Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.

I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.

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Colombian Sleeper Hold

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.

Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

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