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FSU is located in a town filled with the finest women in america, a C+ football team, and where everybody is drunk 24/7! oh yeah..we sometimes go to class too
"did florida state win today?"
"who cares we're drunk!"
"...damn she's fine!, must go to Florida State University"
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Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.
Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? Hey, I'm getting my chant & tomahawk chop on - sounds like Adam is frosting another donut Florida State Semenhole style.
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A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.
Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.
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a small white trash city right next to daytona beach, florida. full of drunks, trailer trash, and mad pill poppers. not just the kids, but the adults too. most kids drop out of school by age 16 sometimes even sooner, commiting truency. stealing, drugs, prostitution, and domestic abuse is very common along with homeless people. 2 schools; a middle school and elementry school full of punk ass kids mostly blacks and hispanics. this city is full of losers that will never acomidate to be anything important, just a failure and a fail parent, resulting in a never ending cycle.
dude 1: dude i have to go into holly hill florida to get my weed and pills, luckily the xanex only costs 1.50$ea for 2mg, because everone has them and they're so easy to get but they're weed is dirt.
dude 2: damn dude that sucks, ive been there before, its more like "holy hell" rather than holly hill. you should just go to the town right next to it; ormond beach, they have dank weed, but you cant beat those pill prices
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"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"
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When a man deflowers a virgin, whilst she is on the first day of her period. Preferably the woman should be a heavy bleeder.
Craig: Dude my sheets are still stained from the
Florida Bloody Mary I gave Susan last month.
Alex: Did you try Tide?
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FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.
John: Where you going to school these days Bob?
Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.
John: FSU?
Bob: Ya.
John:......
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