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When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.
Adam woke up with morning gorey, he hoped Tyrone would push it back in again.
When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath
Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.
Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"
Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.
After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.
When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
The attitude one has after being woken up (normal time or not). Hating everything and everyone for no reason for about an hour after they awake
Sorry I was rude earlier today, I just woke up with a bad morning attitude