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When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.
A person, place, or thing. Ignite’s the Source, Breath, and Light in everything you hold True.
The Morning Reveler is on point ya’ll, they Bring da Mob to You!
masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning
Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats
1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.
Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.
when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down
"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."