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lizard music

The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.

It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.

It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.

Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.

Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.

I went to the kitty Kat island stage but they started playing lizard music so I left.

by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022


musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 7, 2014


Musical Chairs

When there are an equal amount of males and females and the females sit on the males faces. When the music turns on, the females get up and allow one male to leave the circle. Abruptly, when the music turns back off, the females scramble to sit on the remaining of the males faces leaving one female still standing.

As Ben left the musical chairs circle, April was too slow and was throne-less for her queening.

Reference: "Queening"

by Nastyyy_nate October 27, 2014


talk music

1. a form music exhibiting the lyrical delivery of hip hop with music styles of indie. spoken word poetry over music.

2. the most basic definition of hip hop

Listener of Deepspace5 started out as a rapper, now he's reppin' that talk music.

by Brother Barnabas October 13, 2010


Goth Music

Goth Music is nothing without motherfucking Bauhaus. In the beginning, there was Bauhaus, thus sayeth the high regents of dark taste. Regarding any other proposed Gothic first band, "Press the Eject and Give Me the Motherfucking sic Tape."

Goth Music can solve all of life's problems if you keep to the bad teachings of Bauhaus: Feeling stressed? Dr. Goth suggests listening to "In the Flat Field." Relationship problems? Try out a bit of ""Bela Lugosi's Dead." Feeling low about the state of the world? Ah, you need some "Ball of Confusion."

by exurbanwhitetrash May 19, 2022


Tanner Music

A Tanner Music is someone who loves boots, jeans, and flannels. You may consider them HICK-like. They love mud and they love singing. They are funny and hot.

You look like you’d be a TANNER MUSIC!!
You are a TANNER MUSIC.

by LindaHarrison January 3, 2021


musical bitch

a person that constantly bitches about music that they don't like and is so arrogant/bigoted that they don't care to mention or acknowledge that the music they like is (also) considered shit or not very popular. An example would be someone that listens to hardcore bitching about metal.

Person 1:OMFG metal is SOOO shit!!
Person 2:Fuck off and listen to your hardcore musical bitch!

by some-random guy October 22, 2009