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store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 15, 2019


Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 26, 2019


Storing

A psychopaths way of saying shopping but changed to flirt the American word for shop: store

Psychopath: I'm gonna go on a storing spree!
A sane person: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022


Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.

"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.

by tristonic July 26, 2022


Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

by davvvo March 05, 2019


Branded Man Store

He is a synonym of handsome, once you know them they will let you fall in love even harder day by day for every clothes they sell. They are #1 Multibrand store in Plimbing city, and soon will conquer the +62 people.

Branded man store only sell authentic clothes. Dont come along while wearing your KW1, Grade Ori, or Fake stuffs! They burn'em all.

by Gongjinpeople November 22, 2021


Keeps It As A Slew Of Stores

Keeps It As A Slew Of Stores

Keeps It As A Slew Of Stores

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025