irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

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Irish cupholder

When you spread your nutsack out like a batwing, then another dude puts his nutsack on your spread out sack, and you roll your batwing up around his balls like a hug. Similar to docking, but with balls.

The ‘potatoes’ in the sack is what makes it Irish.

So there I was in Canada, 30 below, with my balls hanging out. They almost froze, my homie had to give me an Irish cupholder to thaw them back out!

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Irish Holiday

a day when you are too hungover to get out of bed

I was way too hungover to go to work today so I had to take an Irish Holiday.

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irish nacho

While doing your girl from behind, after a few minutes of slappin' your nuts get sweaty. During the middle of tappin' that ass, rub your hands all over your sweaty, mung covered sac. After this, pull her hair back toward you and rub the your sweaty mung covered fingers into her mouth.

After going to the gym for an hour I banged Marsha and gave her some irish nachos

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dry irish

The emergency substitution of mashed potatoes for anal lube.

Things were going great til I tried to slip her a dry Irish...we haven't talked in few days.

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Irish exit

To leave a social event drunk without any recollection of when or how.

Dude 1: Dude, I don't even know what time I left the wedding. Man was I trashed.
Dude 2: Yeah man, nice Irish exit, nobody knew you even left.

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Irish Slap

Verb - The act of hitting someone/somthing over the head with a shovel, usually intending to render them either unconsious or dead.

I swear to god if you ever fuck with me again I will give you and your wife the Irish slap you motherfucker!

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