Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

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mid-end

neither expensive nor cheap; moderately priced.

Some people prefer high-end products, others mid-end ones and still others low-end ones.

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end of the rainbow

at the time of climax during sex, the male extracts and deposits on face, back, belly, etc. As the payload lands the male dusts the covered area with glitter(preferably gold) and yells "pot o gold".

The young boy seemed puzzled as his sister ran frantically into the bathroom, and he asked her boyfriend as he came out of her bedroom, " why was she so mad about being all shiny?". The boyfriend replied " she's not mad, she just found the end of the rainbow."

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jeb-end

Noun
1. A cigarette
2. A penis
3. Any piece of food

"Can I have a cheeky squitz on your jeb-end?"

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week-end

French word, meaning "end of the week". Cynics may say that looks like a word from another language, meaning a very similar thing, but it's not.

Je vais bientôt partir en week-end.

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The End Of An Anchor

This is one of Dashboard Confessional's songs..A very good one at that.

A few Verses...

So hand me the rocks...to help weigh me down...And tether my legs with a cord tightly bound..To the end of an anchor to the sound...and test me to see....if..i...will rise...against...the worst....that it....can get...

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Split end

what u call someone who u want to cut off

“You know my main , John?” “Yeah why?” “He cheated on me, so now he’s just a split end.”

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