nice one

Noun, meaning any pleasant gesture resulting in a favorable outcome. By not being a nice one, it means that the person being talked about is, in fact, not a nice one. Although this is a noun, the context may vary and can be used as a pronoun, adjective, and about every other form you can think of.

'Hey, Todd, can you hand me a nice one?'

'Scott, you are not a nice one.'

'Jarf, I just wanna know why this is such a nice one.'

'Yea, everyone thought about havin sex with her while she was blacked out'
'Nice one.'

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Nice Cock

When all of your homies have big cocks but that one friend does not so you say Hey Bro NICE COCK.

Jim"I have the biggest cock"
Jeff"I also have a big cock"
Fred"Naw fam I have the biggest cock in all the land"
Harold"My cock is ok i guess"
Bill"My cock is small guys"
Everybody else than Bill"Show us"
Bill"See what did I say"
Everybody else than Bill"HEY BRO NICE COCK"

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nice guy, but

A phrase used in conversation to offset an insult of an absent third party. The phrase is often used as a passive-aggressive way to distance oneself from the insult that follows.

note: can also be used in the feminine.

Mo: My roommate is a nice guy, but he smells like cat piss and he's always stealing my shit!

Lester: You got that right, friend.

...

Ari: She's a nice girl, but she farts all the time and has corn-lookin' teeth!

Ola: Word.

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nice pasta

synonym to "cool"

Oh shit is that a brand new mazda 6? Nice pasta, bro!

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nice guy

the hardest to find, but greatest to have

girl: did you see HSM, troy is truly a nice guy
girl2:if only we could find a nice guy like him

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nice guy

a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo

If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.

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nice price

Generic term used to describe anything which is good. (Prefix with "that *really* is a" and recite slowly to reverse the meaning)

A pint of Steela for one pound: "That's a nice price".

A topless lady with lovely boobs: "That's a nice price."

A bottle of Sol in a west end bar for six pounds and fifty pence: "That *really* is a nice price".

Claire Short in a peep-hole bra: "That *really* is a nice price".

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