Rural Dictionary

new shoes

A term to be used in public in place of "marijuana" "pot" etc.

1. "Do you want to go look for some new shoes today?"
2. "I just bought top of the line new shoes if you want to help me wear them in today."

by Ali F July 18, 2006

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An archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.

Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.

Dave: "Did you hear Dick got Hottits Tammy fired for screwing up the cover sheets on his TPS reports."

Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."

Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."

by oh come on who throws a shoe December 18, 2008

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hot shoe

A term which can replace any verbs unknown to the speaker. Primarily used by mentally challenged individuals.

"I gotta go to Grant's Department store later and hot shoe some weed wacker string." "My computer keeps restarting, I better hot shoe it." "I hot shoed my calculater cuz it kept giving me different answers."

by Neep Neep September 12, 2007

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shoe face

a person who is so ugly they can only be compared to a shoe

"Man, that girls got a hot body, but uuggh, what a shoe face!"

by Toronto Socialites May 26, 2006

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Horse shoe

Ninja-type action, two rivals facing each other sprinting attack in which one fighter leaps into the air forming his entire being into a human shaped horse shoe. Aiming the center of the horse shoe at the opponents neck with a smooth roll out to finish the move. (paralysis is a possibility)

OH MY GOD! I got a horse shoe straight to the neck

by thumpcityslammer April 17, 2011

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