jacket juice

A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.

Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!

Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.

This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time

Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."