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1). A wildly talented American Olympic Hurdler.
2). To be epically skilled at something.
ex:
Me-Do you want dinner?
Friend- Can you cook?
Me- Oh, I've got skills. Lolo Jones skills nigga!
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When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.
Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.
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A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.
"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"
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A generic name given to a Russian girl who has attempted to become Americanized by changing her name and exhibiting promiscuous behavior.
Now that she's here at Syracuse instead of Moscow, Irina has become such a Vitsnicker Jones. She changed her name and she hooked up with Steve and Trey.
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Complete Badass;Also known as completely amazing
see also amazing,awesome
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The greatest quarterback in Patriots history and also the man your wife thinks about during sex
You: *fucking your wife and thinking about how good the Patriots are*
Your wife: “Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeahhhhhhh. Mac Jones would be better but you’re alright sweetie. I sure do love how sexy Michael McCorkle Jones is”
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A fuqboi who likes to act confused 24/7 gas no life and sucks positivity out of people to make himself feel better.
He also has a tiny wanker.
Austin jones, has no life.
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