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A Juggalo Chuggalo is a beer chugging device created by JuggaloCujo many years ago designed to get a large group of people intoxicated in a very short amount of time.
Made from a 3 Liter bottle of Faygo, it is emptied and rinsed out, left to dry and than slowly filled with 8 bottles of your beer of choice. (Preferably Yuengling) After each beer is slowly poured into the bottle and the foam has settled a mark is made on the exterior of the bottle with a permanent or "Sharpie" marker. After the bottle is full numbers will be written between the lines designating the number of bottles of beer are at each line.
The bottle is than passed around your crowd of friends and chugged in succession until emptied and than re-filled and chugged until everyone has had there fill of beer.
Chugging is made extremely easy with this device due to 2 facts:
1. The bottle is made from plastic making it easy to squeeze and force the liquid down the throat faster than a normal beer bottle or can.
2. The mouth of the bottle is twice the size of a normal bottle making the liquid flow out of the bottle and into your mouth faster.
An experienced chugger will be able to fully down an entire beer in a matter of seconds.
After the bottle has been emptied for the final time, and everyone around you reeks of "alchofunk." The crowd takes turns decorating the bottle with various designs.
A Juggalo Chuggalo should only be brought into the party on very special occasions and only used responsibly.
Hey man, We want to get completely trashed tonight, you should bust out the Juggalo-Chuggalo.
Alright man, but I'm not buying the beer.
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Juggalo Checklist:
___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)
___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)
___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits
___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)
___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me
___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go
___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated
___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.
___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:
I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?
Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!
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A meal purchased from a gas station convenience store. Examples of typical convenience store foods include Slim Jims, chips, string cheese, Chef Boyardee ravioli, beef jerky, candy, generic canned food, and individually wrapped pastries. Usually a last resort when one is homeless, on a road trip, doesn't have enough money for a real meal, or is hungry in the middle of the night and there are no restaurants open within a reasonable distance.
Person #1: I'm hungry but I don't have enough money for food or gas, and nothing is open.
Person #2: Walk to the Shell station and have a juggalo dinner. It's 24 hours.
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Well. The juggalo and the juggalettes are hard to describe in general, even as a juggalo it's hard for me. So i'm going to try.
A juggalo is a male fan of the Insane Clown Posse
A juggalette is the female fan of the Insane Clown Posse
ICP for short.
Juggalo's and juggalettes are fans of ICP that have been saved by The dark Carnival and have realised that being different isn't a bad thing, for it makes us just that. 'Different' from everyone, we are all crazy in our own ways and we are all hated for some reason or another.
Us Lo's And Lette's Are loyal fans to ICP and any of the bands under the psychopathic record's logo. We love them as family as well as other Lo's and Lette's as family and we would die for eachother. Poeple always dis on the fam but we are strong and most true juggalo's and lette's ignore the threats and the insults. Most of the fans connect with ICP, Twiztid, Boondox, ABK, AMB, Blaze cause they grew up unwanted as many juggalo's and juggalette's did. Me included. We are outcasts. But the truth is we don't care, we don't give a fuck.
We paint our faces and we talk the way we talk to be different. Though many people say yea, yea, they want to be non-conformists, most of us are. We are all crazy and mentally unstable. Me for example. I've been to about 8 different therapists. My parents trying to scrounge up money for it all. Luckily we have rich grandparents. Me myself, i've grown up with no moeny for myself and the thing is i don't have friends. 'Cept for the handful and the few. My point. Being mentally insane and crazy is a part of our personna.
WE have haters. But we all yell whoop whoop to show who we follow. Poeple say we are in a cult. But we aren't. Or are we. You'll never reallt know. The dark carnival is our 'Heaven.' Me personally, i'm athiest, so i honestly don't care about the fact that the dark carnival was about god in the end. Anyways, haters. They call us fags, idiots, crack heads, ECT. And the truth is. We all have quirks, dumbasses. I myself and my buddy braindead used to be pot heads. Though we still hit it erryonce in a while. WHOOP WHOOP!
There are posers who we call juggaho's, juffalo's, things of that sort. And they can be pointed out easily. If everything you own is handed to you, then your not a juggalo. I have to work for my clothes and my music. Though my rent's buy it, i work that shit off, i keep my shit real too. But the fake ass bitches that are handed everything by name and shit, Hell nawh they ain't jugglo's or lette's.
WE call eachother family and we are, we juggalo's and lette's can walk through the streets of detroit and other bad gang infested hole's and yell our whoop whoop's and rep our colors and the psychopathic all over our bodies and have back up in the gangs and in the crowds of bystanders.
We lo's and lette's feel the music and we relate to most of the song's in our own special ways, and we hate biggots and racists. If you claim to be a juggalo or lette and you are racist, kill yourself.
WE also have our own juggalo system. OH SHIT! NOT ANOTHER SYSTEM! CALM THE FUCK DOWN, It's our thing so don't piss and run to yo momma. xD
Juggalo Quirks;
Words:
Nugget - Head
Neden - Pussy
Corndog - Cock - Penis
Cotton candy - Pussy
Popsicles - Cock - Penis
MCL - Much Clown Luv
MMFWCL - Much Muths Fuckin Wicked Clown Luv
Mutha Fackoo - Mutha Fucka - Mother Fucker
WHUT!? - What?
GREETINGS:
1 - Are you down with tha clown?
2 - Whuddup Ninja?
3 - Whuddup homie?
Chants and Sayings:
1 - WHOOP WHOOP!
2 - WE Will never die alone, juggalo's will carry on, swing our hatchet's if we must, each and everyone one of us.
Q 'n A:
Q: Are U Down wit the clown?
A: 'Till i'm dead in the ground
Juggalos 'N Juggalettes
Juggalo 1 - Whuddup homie?
Juggalo 2 - Nuttin much muh ninja
Juggalette - Just chillen'
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Hater 1 - look at those fags, with their faces painted, lets get 'em
Hater 2 & 3 - Hell yea
Juggalos 1, 2, & 3 - What?
Haters - You three are fucked now
Juggalos 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ECT - *show up* Not today mutha fackoo.
Hater 1 - Whatever, Lets go guys
Hater 2 & 3 - *gone*
Hater 1 - Fuck *runs off*
Juggalos 1 to ?? - Fuckin haters. WHOOP WHOOP!
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a die hard fan of phychopathic records and similar companies also a juggalo gang member
juggalo / juggalett : wiked clowns bitches!
averyone else: wtf is that paint wearing hoodlum
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1. (see bully) a person who has extreme prejudice against Insane Clown Posse fans/juggalos/juggalettes for the following reasons:
a. they got nothing better to do.
b. they think icp's music is annoying.
c. they hate rap.
d. they hate clowns.
e. a juggalo/juggalette has offended them and now they
feel as if all juggalos/juggalettes should be hunted
down like vermin.
f. their favorite band/singer/rapper dislikes icp.
g. they are very cruel and think that mocking someone
else's favorite music is fun.
h. actually its mostly because of letter a, e, and g.
(A Juggalo/Juggalette Hater may seem to be at an andvantage versus a Juggalo/Juggalette but that is only because the Juggalo/Juggalette doesn't know what music the Juggalo/Juggalette Hater listens to)
lo/lette Hater: ICP sucks! They wear gay make up and are
just a bunch fags who got no talent.
juggalette: Oh yeah, well, your gay so shut the fuck up!
lo/lette Hater: Is that all you can come up with you
little slut?
juggalo: Hey, I heard you listen to Britney spears.
lo/lette Hater: Huh? What!?! Ahh!!! No!!! Who told you?!
*sobs* Okay i give up, I give up. Just
leave me alone okay?
juaggalette: Ha! All Juggalo/Juggalette Haters are just a
bunch of fags.
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