National Missionary sex and corn dog day, with handcuffs.
Have you ever handcuffed your bitch giving her missionary sex with a corn dog in your mouth? If not July 15th is the day to try it.
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Kiss your bsf day. On july 10th you need to go to your closest friend and kiss them
Kara- Hey gracie...
Gracie- yeah kara?
*smooch*
gracie- what was that?
kara- its july 10th
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NATIONAL MOAN DAY
July 8th is the day you can moan and it wouldn't be considered dirty
FREE MOAN DAY
Did you just moan?
Jade:yeah its july 8th?
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Homosexuals are a mistake to humanity so celebrarate No pride july! No pride july is anti pride month, where prides are discriminated against and we celebrate more appropriate causes like the Anzacs.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS STAY WHAT YOU WERE BORN AS! LOVE THE OPPOSITE GENDER!
Tom: Its Pride month!
Sam: No silly it's no pride July!
The day love startedβ€οΈ π₯
βWhat is July 19th?β Oh itβs the day that love started!
National date a Faith for a day
" yo today's July 18 im going to date Faith for a day
national suck your fwb dick day
hey, today is july 8th, the day you suck your fwb dick