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A person who is always, I mean ALWAYS on their smart phone, whatever the setting may be- parties, dinners, walking around, driving in a car, classroom, bed, breakfast, lunch, work time, free time, etc. This person is turning into a robot by the minute and his/her brain is slowly turning to mush. He/she is becoming more addicted to his/her phone, more selfish, forgetful, inconsiderate of real-life situations, etc., and it is really starting to piss me off. Real life situations, real people, education > social networking, texting, games.
Dude, stop being a smart phone junky, put your iPhone down for one second, and actually give a shit about something else for a change.
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two girls who usually travel in groups. one is fat and hideous, the other is a huge butter face, and only hangs out with the fat one because it makes her feel better about herself, and is constantly putting her down. these types of girls usually come to partys, get fucked up off 2-3 beers and a bowl ( all scavenged of course)and then set theyre sights on a group of good looking guys to hang out with, make out with, or go cruising with. the guys will usually regret hanging out with these girls in the morning.
damn, when we saw those cops we were buggin out, we had some drunk underage mad junkie hos in the car.
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Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.
Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!
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A Ignorant Muscle car enthusiast that thinks only american muscle is the way to go. Some overdue it to the point where its only american v8's are good cars. "Notice how they wont talk about anything else besides the engine." Muscle car Junkies are often found hating on other peoples cars for no aparent reason, and cant tell a difference between a tuner and a ricer. They assume just because they saw a ricer with a Giant wing. Every Japanese car enthusiast is the same. Muscle car Junkies are not to be confused with the average Muscle car enthusiast that respects all other cars Or that just like american cars.A normal muscle car enthusiast that would see a (For example) A modified civic would ask him/her "What do you got under the hood? I like how your car isnt riced it actualy looks great too." While a muscle car junkie would say "RICER STUPID 4 BANGER GET A V8" They may even hate on other muscle cars because they think only THERE car is they best. Muscle car junkies also do not race in any other type of motorsport besides quarter mile drag racing. Some MAY perform in longer drags. Muscle car junkies are a disgrace to the car scene, the muscle car enthusiast, AND America period. If you run into them, Try to ignore them. Then they might have to go pick on some soccer mom driving a minivan to feel good about themselves.
Muscle car enthusiast: Nice civic What are you running under there? How much power?
Tuner car enthusiast: About 350 HP. It isnt bad at all. It handles well too. I have some suspension tuning on it that makes it handle great.
Muscle car enthusiast: It looks good too. No ricy bodykits. Just some nice Aero parts that function and look clean.
Tuner car enthusiast: Thanks I like your stang too. Must be fast.
Muscle car enthusiast: Yeah it is. Im running around the same amount of power as you. I like drag though. You drive anything else? I have Chevelle too.
Tuner car enthusiast: I have a Toyota Supra.
Muscle car Junkie: Well My Cammaro will beat all of you. My supercharged V8. Face me in a drag and see what happens. You ricer boy face me! You too! in the mustang ford sucks. My chevy will eat all of you!
Both the tuner and the muscle car enthusiast smoke the muscle car junkie leaving him at the line with his Burnt clutch from all of his useless burnouts.
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Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.
Guy1- Dude?
Guy2- What?
Guy1- your room is loaded with MD cans
Guy2- Ya im a mountain dew junkie
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To place an assortment of drugs on a table. Then, have 3 to 5 people sit around the table. Make them place their hands behind their back. When one calls out "Go!" everyone tries to eat as much of the drugs as they can only using their mouth.
We go some X some Coke and a little bit of salvia. What are we gonnna do with these scraps?
Hungry Hungry Junkie!!!!!
sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals
pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack
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