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When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people
Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.
When you get fucked in the ass really hard and your partner pulls out and cums on your pinky toe
We did the Dirty Karma yesterday night.
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Karma is Jazzys wife, and only jazzys wife, Karma has the phattest as$ and is very amazing <3 everyone loves her and if you dont, kys maybe idk.
"Karma Agustin is one segcy person if ykyk shes pretty cool."
When Google steals your intelectual work over their services because they plan to pay you in next life.
- Probably in next life I will be a human again because I have helped so many people through Google Docs Karma.
- There is no such a thing, you die you re gone
This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
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A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.
I would have slapped her but I’m not here to push karma.
Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.
He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.