Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."

"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."

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Street Karma

When all of the scandalous shit you’ve done on the streets gets served back right in your face. Street justice.

Dude is running straight rabid. Street Karma about to trigger.

karma washing

Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.

He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.

Push karma

A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.

I would have slapped her but I’m not here to push karma.

Karma Sutra Tequila

When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.

'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'

Karma fiend

a karma fiend is a person who fakes being nice expecting something in return.

karma fiends are very fake people

karma water

Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma

If I drink karma water it will purify my karma