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kicked in the nuts

when some one kicks or knees a guy in the groin, between his legs...in the goods..or grapes..its the weak spot on a guy..its something women have done to guys since the dawn of human life.. in the book the history of sex it talks about how the Jewish women were so well know for going for those balls that they got the women in the other countries doing it..even today in some places its a practiced ritual where one day a yr they will get the men and teen boys together and the girls and women will spend some quality time working on there nuts..i can't remember where it was..i want to say middle east but it might be in Africa..when i was in high school we had woman professor from a college come in and talk to us about this..she goes ever yr and had video of it ..it was wild..girls 7 and up were out there kicking guys and teens in the balls as they were being held..basically the guys got worked on and then left till they recovered then they get worked on again..she said she wished they did that here in the states..i'm sure there a lot of women and girls who would agree

man being held legs spread while some one kicks his nuts over and over again. there u have kicked in the nuts

by mapexrocks September 19, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


kick rocks

verb; what one would do after someone were to tell them to "F@#k Off" and their only recourse would be a non-violent display of frustration.

If you do not like my answer then kick rocks.
You want me to do what.....kick rocks!

If you do not like this phrase, then kick rocks!

by Francis Manley August 7, 2006

338๐Ÿ‘ 220๐Ÿ‘Ž


kick stand

a erect penis also known as a "boner".

i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!

by stoph September 2, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


kicked in the junk

kicked in the genitals.

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

by wee beastie April 3, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..

<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!

by Mike March 7, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


kick the quil

A motivational phrase with the sole intent of encouraging one to discontinue the chronic use of Vicks Nyquil cold and flu medication for non-medical purposes.

Dude, you've been drinking that stuff, like, every night for the past three months. I think it may be time to kick the quil.

by Carolyn Giles May 8, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punch-Kick

A Punch-Kick is a long forgotten form of physical assault which originated in Ireland in the early 21st century. A young master of Irish Kung-Fu known as Emmet Furey one day fused the "kick" and "punch" moves which have been popularized by the lesser-known sports of "Boxing" and "Kick-Boxing" into one fluid, yet potent attack. By extending the leg and arm of the same side of your body, an assailant can deliver a crunching blow that is nigh-on impossible to block. See also, Double Punch-Kick

Victim: Hi Emmet, I noticed you were accidentally called Emma today. Sucks to be you
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*

OR

Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?

by Denny Blazen January 9, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž