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Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 25, 2023


kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 4, 2021


Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

by kirtap628 January 30, 2018


Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019


no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024


Kitchen Spam

To spam a Trump supporter, specifically a female Trump supporter with the words

"Go Back to The Kitchen." On every post they make on every platform they are active on, officially recognized by Youtube as a form of Trolling.

Rickroll link is optional, but increases strength of spam.

Female Trump Supporter: *states their opinion*

Centrist Trolls: Go back to the kitchen or else: (insert rickroll link)

Female Trump Supporter: Haha very funny liberal snowflake!

Centrist Troll: No, it's just Kitchen Spam

by QueerLawyer March 8, 2021


gives more love than the soup kitchen

when a female/male fucks many guys/girls in a short amount of time

"Ole Bodashia over there gives more love than the soup kitchen, man."

by ReZzWrEcKaGe September 6, 2016