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When two girls that both only have one leg have sex it’s scissoring but with one leg
My girlfriend and I tried knifing last night it was harder than you’d think
a couple lays flat on their backs in bed, while proceeding to touch each other
i caught my friend and his woman knifing one day
That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich
"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
A knife one carries to fend off ravenous whores.
Terry kept his whore knife on him at all times.
When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”
Is when any type of warehouse worker which uses a box cutter set there box cutter down and it disappears.
Man ricky got knife jacked again that's the third time this week