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To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.
John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.
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Used as a slang for getting shit straight. Vigilante justice or a fight so intense that the winner radiats badass
holy shit he like to lay down the boltz on shit talkers
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A laying down of a hand is a phrase that represents physical force use to coerce or as retribution.
The whore was not paid so the pimp had to lay down the hand.
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The term is derived from the popular phrase 'no spray no lay' that aftershave salesmen in nightclub toilets to convince you to pay for a spray of aftershave. It describes terrible Rnb or Hip-hop music and is associated to the above phrase because the music is of such bad quality is could have been produced in a toilet by an aftershave salesman.
Examples include but are not limited to Soulja Boy, Drake, Pitbull, Lil wayne, Jason Derulo, Bobby shmurda, Big sean, YFN Lucci, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Chris Brown, Dj Khaled, Young thug, Travi$ Scott, Lil uzi vert and many more pathetic artists.
Promoter: Yo lads, come into our club we got sick tunes and 2 for 1 on jagerbombs.
Harry: No thanks mate, its full of no spray no lay music.
Promoter: what do you mean man were playing Drake and Young thug?
Harry: I mean their horse shit and you would have to pay me to come in this club.
Promoter: :0
*guy pulls over to girl in pimped out Corsa playing Pitbull*
Guy: Hey gurl, where have you been all my life?
Girl: Avoiding you...
Guy: Dont be like that babe, do need a ride?
Girl: Not in that piece of shit with your no spray no lay music, you penis.
Guy: Your just a gold digger!
Girl: No your just pathetic. If you took those plastic diamond earrings out, put Big L, Gang starr or Nas on and bought a car that doesnt look like its been on pimp my ride with tim westwood I might have reacted differently.
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Reference made to positioning one's self around an unsavory or seedy character that may eventually lead to harm.
If my Daddy knew that I hung out with Ralph he would have surely told me, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. It's just a matter of time!"
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The funniest game ever created on the face of the earth. The Lay Down Game is simple:
Find a completely random place to lay down face down with your hands by your side and legs out nice and straight, then get a friend to take a picture. Upload the pictures to your facebook account or preferably to a Lay Down Game group page like The Lay Down Game North Carolina Version and make people laugh!
I cannot stop laughing at how random these pictures from The Lay Down Game are, so funny!
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When a chick lays on her belly, and her butt cheeks are splayed out, ready to be smashed.
Yo dog, I told that girl to lay on her belly, and i smashed it all night!
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