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A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022


Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow

Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.

by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023


Lonely Drunk

a guy that start the day drinking and end the day drinking, he is a lonely drunk!

Lonely drunk played vr chat while chugging orange juice vodka.

by billyeggroll July 19, 2022


lonely king

A song made by CG5

p1:Hi do you know the new cg5 song?
p2:ya lonely king

by when you bottom text September 29, 2022


Sigma male lone wolf

Jonathan anwsering Mariyham questions.

"Did you do your task Jonathan?"
-Sigma male lone wolf. No go fuck your self Mariyham

by Sigma male lone wolf March 14, 2024


Sigma male lone wolf

When a student contradicts a teacher

Teacher - " You need to do your task!"
Sigma male lone wolf - " Go fuck your self! "

by Sigma male lone wolf March 17, 2024


Dat Lone

Destroy Lonely's music. Typically a specific song that transcends the listener.

I was driving at night when Dat Lone came on and I immediately began to think I was Batman.

by Cqsmic May 15, 2023