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When a drunk male with a very large gut lifts up his shirt to show his bare stomach in hopes that a female that will lick his belly button.
Chris Farley was so wasted he took his shirt off in the bar trying to find a girl that would give him a lucky Tabatha.
Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
A bad ass, life taking, music making sex machine devoted to BEER and the pursuit of metal .
"I'm having such an awesome day, must be the Lucky Diamond in me"
When a female fucks a male and they don't know if they have any diseases because they feel lucky.
girl "I just did a lucky teste yesterday"
A tab which you flip upside down when opening a fresh box, this is the tab you smoke last that nobody can have saves on
Mark: Give me saves on that tab bro
Me: No that’s my lucky tab
Person A: Does Elton John have aids? Person B: No, not even a single one? Person A: Wow! What a lucky cocksucker!