mercy main

A person that has the excuse to blame their fucking team if they lose and just says that if they stole a so called play of the game they are a pro and all they do it sit on their ass and press one button hiding behind a player or wall

That's a mercy main they don't know how to do anything

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Sanford Maine

Sanford Maine, you’ve probably heard about us but never been. The potholes were too much but hey don’t worry we spent 100 million dollars on a high school that can’t pay it’s electricity bill. It’s well known for its short lived small businesses like the Sandwich Shack and many Chinese food places. Our main attractions consist of Island Ave, Family Dollar, and the mills... formally known mills burnt down by children playing with lighters. When visiting family dollar do not ask to use the restroom, they will tell you no, they had a incident with a guy doing heroin and ended up ODing. Sanford is a good place to light a jibba with your buddies on the sidewalk, if your worried about police officers don’t worry half of them are on drugs as well. Sanford Maine has also lost big businesses as well like apple bees, Burger King, and Bonanza. So we highly recommend checking us out because we need as much economy as we can get. If that’s not enough to get you to come, our education system is top notch with the most recent technology like google white boards only the high schoolers get to use or the lesser smart boards the junior high kids get to use. We had apple computers but realized they costed too much so we switched to google. Our teachers are very educated but don’t ask them for extra time on work... ANYWAY check Sanford Maine out because it may or may not be worth your time and money for tires after going over a pothole.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear about Sanford Maine?
Guy 2: Yeah my buddy got caught smoking weed by his mom
Guy 1: It’s just the norm

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Torbjorn main

A noun
The one person on your team that sucks
You really want them off your team
Ladder matches are always thrown
Everyone hates them so much
Rodents of the game Overwatch

Gamer 1: Alright let’s pick a good team comp

Gamer 2: I’m a Torbjorn main so I’ll pick him

Gamer 1: Shut the hell up and leave the server

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Main Coon

A man eating, fluffy, long haired feline. Also known for carrying bags of weed around the home.

Dude, man, bro is that a "Main Coon"?

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do mains

Executable domains

Do mains pulsewebhosting require involved action.

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Main Vein

The largest vein in the penis. Once the penis has become erect, the blue/purple vein becomes clearly visible.

"Seeing that chick naked got me so hard that my main vein was just bulging!!"

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main line

Prison slang for the general not locked up population. Also line.

I've got three brothers in the can and three on the main line.

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