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In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.
Generally, all the girls at villa are huge beersluts and have nothing better to do with their lives than spend it completely fucked up with their mouth on some guy's dick e.g every senior at that school. It's pretty sad that you guys consider yourselves outstanding and different in a good way, because everybody just likes to get u fucked up and take advantage of you. Have fun wasting your life and carrying around those STDs.
"what are we going to do tonight?"
"get fucked up and hook up with dudes. that's what we always do."
"i mean in addition to that."
"is there anything else to do?"
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Marijuana backwards with an extra "a" to delunge some of the negative connotations away from the obvious "Good Times" this item delivers.
Person 1: Yo.. you know Juana Maria?
Person 2: Who the f*ck is that?
Person 1: Say it backwards... *wink
Person 2: Oh...!! yea yea I know her... she coo....
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A desperate person ready to do anything just to sleep under a willow tree.
Guy 1:'Lucy is such a maria anthea.'
Guy 2:'What did she do to sleep under your willow tree?'
Guy 1:'She did a hand stand for 15 mins!'
Guy 2:'Wait! You didn't bone her?'
Guy 1:'Wow forgot about that, maybe next time.'
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Maria Sofia you have a beautiful name, too bad that society does not understand it: let's abolish patriarchy! keep chasing your dreams (arjan) e non mollare perché tu sei una guerriera tu puoi tutto!
× but what name is Maria Sofia?
arjan: it's a beutiful name for goat
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Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.
Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."
Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"
Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."
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They're the most beutiful couple ever.
If a maria is not with a Razvan they should find one
Maria and Razvan make such a cute couple
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