Kashoot me

When you get one question wrong in kahoot and go all the way down to the bottom of the leader board.

kashoot me please!

Figurdeal me

1.Asking someone do they understand what is being stated.

2. Asking someone if they agree with what is being stated.

I didn't really want to vote in this election; but nevertheless I felt obligated to exercise my rights, being that they were fought for so hard (understand me) Figurdeal me

Claw me

Whenever you want someone to give you a white claw.

Bob: "Bro, Erick smashed my girl while wearing some Polo Socks"
Nick: "Damn bro how sad, put 'Despacito' though"
Peter: "Bob, no one gives a shit, claw me though"
Steve proceeds to hand Bob a White Claw drink and then shoots himself with a shotgun that same night.

see me

meet me to fight, this originated in the E. Oakland- the Bay. The term is intensified if repeated

If you talkin' all that, see me

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it's not you, it's me.

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.

"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."

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Smother Me

To be so incredibly in love with someone that all you want to do is smother eachother in overflowing love, hugs and kisses.

I love you, will you smother me ?

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Inbox Me

Phrase used by those too stupid to say "email" that don't know the difference between a noun and a verb. An instant indication that you are dealing with a moron.

"Dude, inbox me on that later." "Never mind. I don't want to know you".

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