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What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.
"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"
When a man farts while getting a blow job
He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal
Meaning someone didn’t eat. Saying that they slayed. But when someone leaves the whole meal it means they didn’t slay
“My man’s left the whole meal”
the act of eating pussy or eating out a girl's vagina
Yo Thrill, have you bonus mealed yet down under?
n A weekly event occuring at Chapman Steps, whereby a large "Mega Meals" is cooked up by the weekly chef. Often frequented by hordes of women, this event makes the residents of Chapman Steps immensely popular with the ladies.
Hey dude, you going to MEGA MEALS WEDNESDAY this week? Don't forget to bring mucho booze!
Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.
I gave him a standing meal last night