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Make sure everyone is dead before you talk to him
Went to meeting the other day and some guy pulled out a giant black dildo and started whacking people
Make sure everyone is dead before you talk to him
Went to meeting the other day and some guy pulled out a giant black dildo and started whacking people
When you meet a girl online, take her to the Mexican restaurant for a delightful chicken quesadilla and then bring her home and bend her over the sink in your friends apartment. Only to find out she left her balanced PH, all her self respect and the understanding she’s nothing more than a quick hit at home.
Hey man I’m going to a meeting with Julie. Mind picking up some bleach on the way home?
A good way to stop doing actual work and get more smoke breaks.
Hey let's get a quick smoke break in before this meeting
A pointless meeting, waste of time
Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day
Traci - How was it?
Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
Scoring cocaine or other illicit stimulants in Las Vegas, especially in Dirty Vegas.
John's gonna meet Steve Aoki in the bathrooms at the Golden Nugget and then head over to Binion's for a Blackjack all-night binge session.
"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki