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Financially the largest class. All the main money makers. At the bottom are those in well paid jobs, at the top are multi-millionaires working huge amounts who will become new money
Middle classes in western nations have more money than the upper classes when combined, and more than the lower classes.
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"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."
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When two women team up while performing oral sex on a man - one beginning from the front of the cock and one beginning from the asshole, moving in opposite directions toward the choda.
Janine and Sandra were going down on me the other night, when all of a sudden Sandra circled around to my asshole and told Janine, in a muffled voice, that they'd Meet In The Middle
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a place where the word penis is the funniest shit in the world eh. penis Ha
it also the place where gay little faggots vape and they should fucking kill themself Fuck vaper they act like they are soo cool but in reality they are just a bunch of no good dirty faggots Fuck them
also also where the worst fights you will ever see and it all because some racist white guy told a black person that he a dirty monkey which led to the black guy to beat the shit out of him Only to hurt himself because hey dipshit this isnt mortal combat or some street fighting movie You cant kick someone in the head buddy You will just hurt yourself too
ALSO ALSO ALSO where dating is . dumb you know damn well they are going to break up soon longest one i ever saw was 3 years until they broke up due to the fact one of them was clingy
to sum up middle school is full of sissy who try to act cool but it just full of Dumbass and where everyone gets a shitty ass haircut.
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for most people its the shittiest part of your life but for normal people who actually have friends its the same thing as elemtary school.... but with puberty.... and making out.... and handjobs.......
me: dude you need to get a girlfriend trust me its great
friend: NO im going to wait until im 16 so i can actually do stuff with her
me: why wait?
friend: cuz my mom wont let me date till then
me: your moms a fucking douchebag
friend: i know.. are you gonna meet me at lunch?
me: nah im gonna meet my girlfriend behind the dumpsters
friend: um what do you do for a whole 30 minutes...
everyday?
me: ....... you dont want to know...
friend: dude were in a middle school... how did you get a fucking hooker to come down here?
me: haha shut up
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A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.
Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.
it's supposed to be cream but jam sounded better and it's basically cumming in the anus
"I like my donuts with jam in the middle," says Jaemin passionately.
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