A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.
The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party
You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove
I just moist gloves with orange juice
where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though
My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.
When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.
I gave him a moist martin!