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When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.
"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.
While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.
When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead
Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!
A wet sensation between the buttocks when making it clap
If you don't have moist cheeks then you aren't clapping it correctly
that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.
The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!