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The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.
the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
1) The day before work day.
2) The day people start thinking about work.
Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."
When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.
Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.
I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!
On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
A shot of bourbon Monday morning
Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?
John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!