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For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.
Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.
Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.
Mineta monday is national eat a grape day!
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Every Monday is national eat a grape day
Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!
Person 2:What's mineta day?!?
Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday