monkey house

A foul place where visitors have been inside for so long that they no longer notice the stench.

Chris, from Project Runway: "Check out my fur-inspired line of clothing, it's covered in human hair!"
Tim Gunn (politely gagging): "I have this refrain about the monkey house at the zoo. When you first enter into the monkey house, you think, ‘Oh my god this place stinks!’ And then after you’re there for 20 minutes you think, ‘it’s not so bad’ and after you’re there for an hour it doesn’t smell at all. And anyone entering the monkey house freshly thinks, ‘this stinks!’ You've been living in the monkey house."

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turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

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jism monkey

A person of either sex who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the sexual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the jism which is the product of said pleasuring

i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey

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Nigga Monkey

Not much is known about the nigga monkey, except that it is hella chonky. The nigga monkey was mentioned in the song Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.

"Hey dude, what's that thing over there?"

"I think that's a nigga monkey!"

"So that's what Nicki Minaj was saying!"

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dust monkey

n. Originally a trainee in an asbestos mine who cleared the fine carcinogenic fibres off the tram lines but now any lowly employee who is tasked with any unpleasant, dangerous or tedious job.

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1) Get a team of dust monkeys into the kitchen right away. The McFryer is making that funny sound and I think she's going to blow!

2) Where's me new dust monkey? A gale be blowing up astern and the mizzen mast be luffing.

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lust monkey

person or animal that just likes to fuck fuck fuck

Dam look at that lust monkey go!

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White Monkey

A person who works in Asia (normally China) and who's qualification for the job is nothing more than being a Westerner and (normally ) caucasian. Not normally applied to black people.

That "white monkey" get paid more than we Chinese do.

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