1; A layered hairstyle
2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet
1; Man, I really want a shag mullet
2; Man I really want to shag a mullet
White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.
Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.
The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”
An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.
I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!
When a person gets a mullet in order to show hatred or to annoy a person
He did not want to take the pictures so he got a spite mullet to ruin them.