MySpace realist

A myspace user who is aware of everything that being a myspacer entails, yet does not lower themselves to beg for comments, beg for picture comments or believe in and repost life-threatening bulletins. There are many other forms of bs floating around myspace, such as myspace husbands and wives etc, and this person refuses to engage in these rituals, using myspace purely as a communication forum to re-connect with old high school friends and friends who have since moved away to college etc. This type of myspace user may or may not check ones page everyday, but the prescence or lack of comments and messages will not affect this persons self esteem or bother them in any way.

My buddy Taylor doesn't care whether or not he gets new friends or comments at all, and he only has like 30 friends, and get this, he knows them personally! What a myspace realist.

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MySpace time

The time according to myspace. It ignores the actual times in all timezones, EST, pacific, mountain, etc.

Scener: Hey, in myspace time its 12:30AM!
Goth/Emo: Yeah, cool! In actual time it must be 4:39PM!

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myspace shuffle

Taking your top 8 and moving the whores or man whores around, because of something they may do or say to make you want to drop or raise them.

Myspace shuffle bitch, to number 8 you go!

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myspace fatty

a myspace user who takes pictures from ridiculously high angles in an attempt to disguise their true body fat content on the intrnt.

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Who I'd Like To Meet:
- scene girls
- hardcore girls
- girls who are grindxcore

Who I Don't Want to Meet:
- UGLIES (I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT YR A SECRET MYSPACE FATTY!)

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myspace stalker

Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of myspace whores and cam whores.

Female stalkers often spend as much time stalking "cool" males as other females who could fall under the myspace whore catagory.

Male stalkers are known for sending female users lots of cheesy pick up lines and cock shots.

I just got another penis picture from another myspace stalker.

Yeah, I hate that... but I spent all last night checking out hot goth bois.

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Myspace Photo

Photo taken by myspace whore at weird angles, generally above head. These photos are usually taken by the thousands, thus making the said myspace visitor, addicted to him/herself.

"That myspace photo you just took does not look like you. It looks so myspace! You look just like sonny moore"

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myspace celebrity

Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.

example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden

Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!

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