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To secretly watch Netflix at work.
So glad my computer faces a window so that I can Netflix and Work.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna watch the VeggieTales Netflix reboots-"
Person 2: "BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Someone who only watches Netflix and dresses with sweatpants and sweatshirts no matter the weather
Joe: Sam stop being a Netflix demon
Sam: I can't help that I love sweatpants and sweatshirt
To think you know everything about a subject after watching one Netflix documentary.
John has Netflix Syndrome after watching food Inc. and keeps telling everyone to be a vegan.
Knee pain after being curled in a ball during an intense Netflix series
Jessica: *on the couch after an intense Netflix series* let me extend my legs, my knees hurt
Brian: you must have Netflix knees *laughs*
The accent you here when a character (usually in a Netflix original series) makes the line more elongated (unusual) and non-realistic
Tara: Quint, your dad is dead.
Quint: (in Netflix voice/accent) What? What do you mean?
A substitute of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching a movie in the background and fucking the brains out of the other participant, netflix and love ambiently plays a pop culture film to distract the two viewers from their inescapable loneliness. It adds normalcy to their weighted plight to reach another soul as they gaze into another’s eyes. Assigning every aspect of people they love to the otherwise stranger in front of them, a true intimate moment is reached by both parties.
A result of loneliness and the willingness to love without reason
Mentally ill lover mindset: I’m destined to be alone. I want to feel held tonight. I’m going on tinder to find some Netflix and love