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Nice Guys (TM) are the guys that make a point of announcing themselves as "nice", and who whine about never getting laid.
Many of the other definitions were written by "Nice Guys".
They're not.
They think they're entitled to sex just because they hold open a door once in a while. They're unsure of themselves to the point they can't manage a declarative sentence. They think strumming guitar makes them deep and they can't understand why it hasn't turned them into a pussy magnet. They are, almost without fail, sexist but tell themselves they're not because, of course, they're a Nice Guy. They tell themselves "nice guys don't get ahead" as an excuse for their own failings. They wrongly believe that women only like jerks, and are deeply bitter about it.
Most women do not like jerks. Women really do like nice guys. But a nice guy is NOT the dude playing gentleman so he can be rewarded with head. The real nice guys -the ones women really do want to date and fuck -are the ones who are genuinely decent human beings. Guys who make a point of calling themselves Nice Guys do not generally fall under this category. And they wonder why they aren't getting any ladies?
So, you fucking internet whiners, how about instead of pissing and moaning about how women never see what a great fella you are and take your pants off all because you took them shopping (you charmer, you!) you actually put some effort into being a real, live nice person instead of a Nice Guy (TM) ?
"Man, ladies only like jerks! I totally took this smokin' hot piece of ass -er, I mean, young lady -out for coffee that one time and didn't even suggest she skip the whipped cream so she could keep from getting fat, and she STILL would rather go out with the dude that treats her like a human being! Nice guys just finish last, I guess."
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Noun, meaning any pleasant gesture resulting in a favorable outcome. By not being a nice one, it means that the person being talked about is, in fact, not a nice one. Although this is a noun, the context may vary and can be used as a pronoun, adjective, and about every other form you can think of.
'Hey, Todd, can you hand me a nice one?'
'Scott, you are not a nice one.'
'Jarf, I just wanna know why this is such a nice one.'
'Yea, everyone thought about havin sex with her while she was blacked out'
'Nice one.'
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When all of your homies have big cocks but that one friend does not so you say Hey Bro NICE COCK.
Jim"I have the biggest cock"
Jeff"I also have a big cock"
Fred"Naw fam I have the biggest cock in all the land"
Harold"My cock is ok i guess"
Bill"My cock is small guys"
Everybody else than Bill"Show us"
Bill"See what did I say"
Everybody else than Bill"HEY BRO NICE COCK"
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A phrase used in conversation to offset an insult of an absent third party. The phrase is often used as a passive-aggressive way to distance oneself from the insult that follows.
note: can also be used in the feminine.
Mo: My roommate is a nice guy, but he smells like cat piss and he's always stealing my shit!
Lester: You got that right, friend.
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Ari: She's a nice girl, but she farts all the time and has corn-lookin' teeth!
Ola: Word.
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Oh shit is that a brand new mazda 6? Nice pasta, bro!
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the hardest to find, but greatest to have
girl: did you see HSM, troy is truly a nice guy
girl2:if only we could find a nice guy like him
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a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo
If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.
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